Cheshire: So Fang… do you know your real name?
Fang: (no response)
C: Um…okay, so what’s your favorite song?
F: (no response)
C: Uh…I’ve never heard of that! WHo’s it by?
F: …
C: uh, okay, WHen did you figure out that you were in love with Max?
F: (is he alive?)
C: Fang, do you ever get lonely with only two other boys in the Ride family to talk to (besides Dylan because no one likes him)?
F: (again…)
C: Fang…are you listening?
F: …
C: FANG HEY LISTEN UP THIS IS AN INTERVIEW!
F: …
C: Fang, would you kindly tell the world where you are right now?
F: …
C: OKay, lunch break everyone! He won’t say anything…
F: (pulling Skullcandy earphones out of his ears and looking up. Loud rock music comes from the earphones) Excuse, come again?
C: I siad Lunch Break
F: oh! yes, I love food!
C: were you listening to anything I just said.
F: You were speaking?
C: yes…
F: oh i was listening to Breaking Benjamin I couldn’t hear… sorry
C: Yeah, we got that
F: so where’d you say the food was?
C: down the hall and to the left. When you’re done, don;t forget to wash your hands before you leave.
F: (standing up) thanks (walks out)
C: oh and remember! DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA… (mutters under breath): turd…
Tags: Conversation, Maximum RIde
Cheshire Cat
Alice
